Das Blog!

I have decided that it's time to kick M6 Productions into high gear, and one of the many responsibilities that come with that decision is the need for a good blog space so I can keep everyone up to date on our status.

Myspace is good for some things, but let's face it — the only reason most of us use it is because everyone else does. It's a great way to get your name out there, but as far as functionality goes, it's about as useful as spurs are to a pig, because after all, what is a pig going to do with spurs, besides lose to Dallas in the seventh game?

Anywho…

By far the least functional of all of Myspace's dysfunctional features is the blog system. As far as I'm concerned, it's total bollocks, and Tom should be slapped about the head and shoulders for ever scheming it up. And then he should be slapped again for sleeping with Murdoch*.

So, this is the official M6 Productions blog. Be sure to bookmark it and visit often, because this is where the good stuff can be found. It will be like stumbling upon a nice fresh oatmeal cream pie that has been mistakenly stuffed with too much cream at the factory. Or maybe it will be like finding forgotten cash in your winter coat pocket the first time you bring it out for the season. Look, I'm not sure what it will be like, but the point is it's going to be good, so stick around.

DA
M6

*Anti-lawsuit disclaimer: Yes, I know that Tom never really slept with Rupert Murdoch, at least not to my knowledge. I am merely making a light-hearted comment about his decision to sell out to The Man, because let's face it – if there were a list of men who qualify as The Man, Rupert Murdoch, who seems to own half the planet, is definitely on it. But, on the other hand, ask me what I wouldn't do for 480 million dollars.

~ by M6 Productions on May 27, 2006.